Things that either piss me off or would rather take anyone involved (esp. social clicks and communities), round them up into a massive lead box with holes and dump into the ocean...........

-Ratings communities..........do I even have to explain this one? Narcisistic, whiny egomanical girls who apparently aren't hot enough to get into a good club on a Friday night they spend whoring on a webcam. And lo and behold, a friend of mine got kicked out of one for complimenting a girl ("Woah!"). And no hardcore porn in there. What a waste.

-Metalcore. Nu metal trying to act hard-ass. Pathetic.
-Fanny packs. Oh how I want to strangle people with those, as they drag their ugly families around town asking me for directions.
-Political music (sans Killing Joke and Die Warzau). Do I really need a song telling me about voting for a bi-product of a sick stretch of society's rungs?
-Laptop concerts. If I want to pay to see a band fuck around on a laptop, I'll hang in Starbucks or Caribou coffee.
-Those last two. A nice summer day, and you pass one of these with yuppy fucks listening to John Mayer, sipping overpriced coffee that tastes like road tar, on their precious wireless laptops. Goddamn, do people realize what slaves they are? When I go out of the house, I don't want to be bothered with a computer or a telephone hung on my side. Is there such a thing as peace and quiet?
-Musical spam. Opening up a Myspace and hearing shitty music. Going onto LJ on some music communities and seeing post after post after post of club nights I could care less about, and no one attends from seeing on there. Aghhhhhhhhhh, and on my way to the bank I hear shitty street musicians! On top of blaring bass systems pounding their shitty, not quite balanced (for bass, there are specific CDs made for this) music that I even hear over my headphones in my own apartment 4 stories up.
-A year later, I could strangle my last roomy for fucking up a good fuck with a Czech girl I was talking to when we hung out (he pissed her and her friend off by yelling out "I think they'll put out! Fuck are they stupid!!!", not thinking they could hear over the music). Argh. I hope his skin swells and rots.
-LA goths. I don't even have to explain this one.
-LA, period.
-Did I mention LA has given us nothing worth remembering since Jane's Addiction?
-Adding "core" to any genre with the smallest difference. I'm sure you can find your own list on this one.
-There being no gangsta shoegazer bands.
-We get it, emo sucks. Get over it, you're not anymore manly talking about it. Lots of genres suck. I'm going to be hardcore and talk about how I hate polka.
-Political theorists. All those decades of these theories and somehow I go to work,jack off,sleep,drink and get all the free porn I want under this tyrannical government.
-People who whine about America. Good, get out and take Michael Moore with you. I'm sure places like Mexico City and Cuidad De Deus will treat you so much better.
-Larry The Cable Guy. Theeis sheeit ain't furny I dorn't cur who you are. Get back to your moonshine and meth labs. I love PCP simply because I now get to read of rednecks and nature folk blowing themselves up when not rocketing themselves to the grave with their addiction. Won't see that with pot. So smoke up and entertain me.
-Women's rights groups. OK, you got pretty good social status, you sitting behind your air-conditioned desk writing reports in women's mags isn't going to make male rapists stop. Here's the solution to domestic violence: kearn a martial art, or learn to stab really good. Women's rights groups are pathetic and self-absorbed, with no real solutions for a real problem.
-Men's mags. This explains itself.
-Gene Simmons. Who fucking cares?!?!? I hate KISS.
-Musicals. Nuff said.

And last but not least. Definitely not least.........

-People who cry, "well we let God out of our schools, our society, blah blah blah" ala Billy Graham's daughter. Hmmmmmmmmmmm....................I do believe God was in the equation behind 9-11, quite a few social wars, honor killings, etc. And we're fighting countries whose laws are totally based upon God!!!!!!!! Sha-fucking-zaam sarge!

Fuck God in society. I don't see him hanging at clubs, on the streets helping people, or anything at all. A roach has more social value to me than God.

Anything else I hate I'll probably mention.