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Paul McCartney To Lose Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars

I can't think of a more deserving asshole, I hope she wrings him dry. Oh yeah I gotta.............*snaps fingers and starts singing "Can't Buy Me Love"*

"Paul McCartney Could Lose Quarter of Fortune
Heather Mills Could Get 'Huge Chunk' in Divorce
By Paul Majendie
Reuters
LONDON (May 18) - Former Beatle Paul McCartney could lose up to a quarter of his estimated $1.56-billion fortune after separating from his second wife Heather Mills, legal experts said on Thursday.That would equate to roughly $1.9 million for every week of their short-lived four-year marriage. McCartney, 63, and former model Mills, 38, announced their separation on Wednesday, blaming media intrusion for the collapse of one of the most high profile showbusiness marriages.
Lawyers believe the divorce would never be allowed to degenerate into a messy court case but they said McCartney's decision not to seal a pre-nuptial deal could cost him dear in a private settlement.
The couple, who have a two-year-old daughter, Beatrice, met in 1999 at a charity event, a year after the death from breast cancer of McCartney's first wife Linda Eastman.
Lawyer Mark Stephens of Finers, Stephens and Innocent told Reuters: "Heather and the child need to be looked after financially. I think you are looking at 150 million to 200 million pounds ($283-377 million)."She is the child of a Beatle and they have to live in a cosseted and protected environment," he said, recalling the killing of John Lennon by a crazed fan and the attempt on the life of George Harrison .
Independent legal estimates on how much Heather could get are based on a recent high profile divorce dispute between fund manager Alan Miller and his wife Melissa.
She was awarded five million pounds of his 20 million pound fortune after a childless marriage that lasted less than three years. The House of Lords, Britain's highest court, is to make a final ruling on the case next week.
After their separation was announced, McCartney denied that Heather had ever been attracted to his fortune, estimated by the Sunday Times Rich List at 825 million pounds ($1.56 billion).
"It's been suggested that she married me for the money," he said. "There is not an ounce of truth in this." In an interview before her marriage, Mills said she had offered to sign a pre-nuptial agreement but McCartney had turned down the offer. "The acid test is now," said Stephen Foster, head of the divorce department at Stewarts. "I think it would be a big award. I wouldn't be shocked if it is 100 million pounds."
Need Tips to Stop Fighting? "He famously didn't sign a pre-nup as he said it was unromantic. If they don't resolve things amicably and it becomes a protracted court case, that could be a very expensive decision," he said.
"If Paul and Heather had any sense -- and I am sure they do --- they would both seek top quality independent advice from lawyers and accountants and settle this round a table. Is it in anyone's interest to be front page news for a year?"

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[info]biscayne

May 18 2006, 18:02:54 UTC 6 years ago

Now I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger . . .

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 18 2006, 18:06:29 UTC 6 years ago

Here comes the drumroll!

[info]babity

May 18 2006, 18:24:05 UTC 6 years ago

A lawyer named Innocent... huh

[info]anglyn

May 18 2006, 18:28:46 UTC 6 years ago

What kind of stupid billionaire doesnt sign a pre-nup?

Of course the divorce settlement is going to cost him. No person, who doesnt have a prenup, is just going to walk away from a billionaire without a chunk of change. If they do, they need to have their head examined.

[info]anglyn

May 18 2006, 18:30:44 UTC 6 years ago

Mills said she had offered to sign a pre-nuptial agreement but McCartney had turned down the offer because it was unromantic? How sweet... but hope he isnt attached to that money.

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 21 2006, 07:34:28 UTC 6 years ago

I think all those drugs the Beatles did suddenly came back when he decided to do that.

[info]ferretiger

May 18 2006, 19:58:04 UTC 6 years ago

I dunno.. in court she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

OH HELLS YEAH I WENT THERE.

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 19 2006, 06:02:14 UTC 6 years ago

Oh that is sick and EVIL!!!!!!!
Which is why I admire you even more. ;-)

[info]howchaotic

May 18 2006, 21:56:42 UTC 6 years ago

I really don't think he gives a shit.
They are both a pretty classy couple and she is pretty awesome.
I don't think he will care too much.

[info]gothkitten7

May 19 2006, 00:09:09 UTC 6 years ago

why is he an asshole?

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 21 2006, 07:36:31 UTC 6 years ago

Check how much he has and then look at the ticket prices.
Plus, if you decide to help him on tour, even loading gear, and he finds out you're not vegetarian, he fires you. I also remember his rant about how only meat eaters ever get cancer. Then boom it hit his veggie wife, and he shut up on that one rather quickly.

[info]contradictory

May 19 2006, 01:01:09 UTC 6 years ago

Exactly what do you have against Paul McCartney? And really, what's $300 million when you're looking at the big picture? The man's a billionaire. Sure, it's going to hurt, but it's not going to bankrupt him by any means.

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 21 2006, 07:37:58 UTC 6 years ago

Haha I think Liam Gallagher said it best when he said "Paul, you're a fooking nipple. Niiiiiple!".

[info]kakumei_tenjou

May 19 2006, 02:40:24 UTC 6 years ago

I wonder if all of this will cause a new surge in the "Paul is dead" theories?

[info]deaths_the_cure

May 19 2006, 03:30:23 UTC 6 years ago

hahahahahaha
can't.... stop ......laughing
i can't help but to point out this is clearly
payback for
that one fucking song he did with Michael jackson.
and for being british ..im sure

and i probably going to hell for that
but at least im not him
hahahaha

[info]mysticchyna

May 19 2006, 04:16:10 UTC 6 years ago

I never liked the Beatles anyway.

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 21 2006, 07:39:20 UTC 6 years ago

I hate the Beatles with a passion.
I love arguing with the people who argue no modern music would be here without them, and at that point I start whipping out my Kraftwerk collection.

[info]mysticchyna

May 22 2006, 07:14:13 UTC 6 years ago

i also strongly dislike Elvis!

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 23 2006, 05:26:52 UTC 6 years ago

"Elvis was a hero to some but he don't mean shit to me" -Public Enemy

[info]purpl_haze

May 19 2006, 16:56:24 UTC 6 years ago

hey isn't she the chick who only has one leg? if so she deserves all the money from him cuz after all the media is horrible when your married to someone of high profile.
Don't get mad get everything

[info]kling_klang_bed

May 21 2006, 07:40:37 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, which makes me even more scared of when me and Adriana Lima break up. ;-)
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