A fart between the shadows ([info]kling_klang_bed) wrote,
@ 2008-07-03 23:00:00
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Current mood: amused
Current music:Vhaldemar - "I Will Raise My Fist"

Kickass!!!! Jesse Helms, America's premier redneck, racist, Good Ol' Boy, pro-segregation/Jim Crow asshole, died right on the Fourth Of July!!!!

Hey, Jesse boy! Guess who's gonna be waiting for your dumb ass at the pearly gates?



"Hey, white boy! Remember how said you and God didn't want me in my favorite diner or church? Back in the 50's? Well, guess what......".

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[info]bleed_music
2008-07-05 04:18 am UTC (link)
Another Neo-Con gone!

Sweet!

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[info]kling_klang_bed
2008-07-05 04:26 am UTC (link)
I think he was anything but neo. More like a retread of the 1820's.

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[info]thepieandi
2008-07-05 06:22 am UTC (link)
yeah, calling Jesse Helms a neo-con is one of very few things that could be considered unfairly denigrating neo-cons.

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[info]kling_klang_bed
2008-07-05 06:28 am UTC (link)
Long time no see! Last I heard, you were preparing a script for your requiem, in case you didn't gather the Soulforged. I'm glad you did not meet your Punishment Divine. ;-)

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[info]thepieandi
2008-07-05 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Doh! It turns out, I'm Alive, so don't get caught up in any undue Harvest of Sorrow; I was never Welcome(d) to Dying.

Here's a Past and Future Secret: I was on a Journey Through the Dark.

...And Then There Was Silence.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-05 04:34 am UTC (link)
tah! you missed what wikipedia had up on his page earlier. I had to copy and paste this in one of my entries;

"He died on July 4, 2008 of natural causes.[14] We can safely say masturbating to furry porn is a natural cause."

Ofcourse it got removed but when I first saw that I was ballin'

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[info]kling_klang_bed
2008-07-05 04:36 am UTC (link)
I'll definitely keep this one up! ;-)

You'd think there would be donations drives for natural causes. It's the real killer out there!

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[info]tiffanyrj
2008-07-05 03:03 pm UTC (link)
oh yeah that was me above who post that. lol.Isn't that funny.

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James Brown is the mack!
[info]samhain66
2008-07-06 06:15 pm UTC (link)
He and the deceased members of Body Count are going to teach that sucka how to play pinata!

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Re: James Brown is the mack!
[info]kling_klang_bed
2008-07-07 09:00 am UTC (link)
And Helm's will have to listen to "I'm Black And I'm Proud" while he burns for all eternity.

And who's tending to his pit? None other than:

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