So, here's the scoop......... They're having a sale on VHS tapes for 25 cents each up the street from me. So what am I to do since there was a 20 tape limit per visit? Drag some friends along kicking and screaming! And probably making the poor clerk who had to take care of us whisper under her breath "Goddamnit, fuck my life". But, anywho, here's what we go out with, and all under $5 bucks a person!

A B-52's video collection (eat a ball, B-52's kick ass), 3x3 Eyes, Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town, Akira, Cobra (the Stallone film), Enter The Dragon, Straight To Hell, Coffee, Faith No More video comp, Count Of Monte Cristo, Thomas In Love, Happily Ever After, Bambi, Dennis Leary "No Cure For Cancer", Sam Kinison Live, Eddie Murphy "Raw", Final Fantasy animes (3 of them), Leaving Las Vegas (to top off my John O'Brien collection), Commando, Showgirls, all 5 comps of Lupin The 3rd (classic anime), every Bubblegum Crisis VHS, Wuthering Heights, Crime And Punishment (the old one), No Holds Barred, a Def Leppard documentary, about 14 nature documentaries, Under The Volcano, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Art Of Illusion, 3 El Santo videos (estoy el mas fanatico de Santo), Universal Soldier, Jack Frost, Jack Frost 2 (no, I'm talking about the killer snowman that kills and rapes people with carrots, not that weak ass Michael Keaton film), Freejack, Die Hard 1 and 2, Drunken Master 1 and 2, Liquid Swords Volume 3, Dr. Strangelove, Arthur, Spaceballs (behold film making at it's finest), Cannibal The Musical, Fatal Attraction, Count Duckula (!!!), 2 ECW tapes, 4 George Carlin tapes, Neverending Story 1,2,and 3, a National Geographic tape on Brazil (of course I had to get this!), Santa Sangre (of course), Amores Perros, a documentary about Carnival, one about Puerto Rico, 5 old school Star Trek videos, Under Siege, On Deadly Ground, Bloodsport, and last but not least, a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue video (with Kathy Ireland no less).

I finally give up and admit how massive and hopeless my nerdiness actually is. I'm deeply sorry for hiding my dorkiness all this time from you, friends and family. Curses, I was supposed to be all butch and rugged and I have failed!!!!